Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
Put yo ass on my face
I love the
Football, sex, drinkin booze,makin people laff, lookin gud! lol
What I'd like to change about myself
my arrogance! haha
only jokin a nt rely that much of a twat! am I?
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
Gt wreckt once& woke up in a strange house with girls all ova me playin norts n crosses on my body& giving me love bites! i woz also wearin a bra with 2packets of crisps stuffed in um at the tym & my boxers had also been ripped in2 a little butt flap jst like tarzan wears!!!
Scared of
fish and birds (nt women- birds wiv feathers)
Happiest when
playin footy, havin sex, watchin tv, flirtin, sleepin or goin out partyin!!!
Favourite music, movie, magazine
funky house tunes, basically dance music, bit of r'n'b n hip hop, bit ov garage n bassline stuff!
Comments (31) refresh
3 posts
excuse me?
By miss_dream_girl 5 days ago
3 posts
thats cool:]]] im fine thanks and u?
By leann 23 days ago
u jus got ursel another fan...;) hw ar u hun..;) xxx
By WaTeRwInGs about 1 month ago
3 posts
heyy whats up?:]
By leann 4 months ago
9 posts
yes u did u shud b sori realli lol jokez how u bin ..wat u get up to at wkend xx
By lilkk 5 months ago
3 posts
hey how r u? x
By miss_dream_girl 5 months ago
hey
By jimbob2003 5 months ago
4 posts
stockport..do u no it ? xx
By xPrincessJx 5 months ago
13 posts
im bored lol u going take me on dat travel show wit ya if u get trew?
By paulos 5 months ago
3 posts
why thankyewwwww :D hehehe. not to bad yaself boyo! xxxx
By Reannebaby 5 months ago
13 posts
cock
By paulos 5 months ago
9 posts
yes i do ...x
By lilkk 5 months ago